Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
No one pays me to be nice.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Where can I get some tat? I’d like to trade it in.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?