Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Where can I get some tat? I’d like to trade it in.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
No one pays me to be nice.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
Life is like an analogy.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
When all else fails, complicate matters.