She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
She’s generous to a fault – if it’s her own.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.