It’s hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
I was always the second heavy.
I want to make someone walk straight, but I’ve left my sons nothing but wars.
I’m a lousy reader.
I’m what you call a deathbed Catholic.
I’ve made my peace with myself.
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
So don’t applaud. Just send me the check.
When people tell you they saw your last picture – well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
If you’re going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you’re going to blow it, blow it big.
I collect antiques. Why? Because they’re beautiful.