I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven’t been to a gym in years.
No one really has any job security anymore, including myself.
Would I like kids? If I knew I could be – and how could I put this delicately – faithful, then yes. I do like kids.
I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn’t like guitar lessons and I got quite bored. My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn’t answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up.
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I’ve always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways.
When you get your first pay cheque, it’s the best feeling in the world.
The only magazines I read are car magazines.
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television.
I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that’s true love.
Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, ‘What am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.