If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong.
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure – that is all that agnosticism means.
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
There is no such thing as justice – in or out of court.
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
To think is to differ.
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.