Sandler’s always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Thank you… preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.
‘Moldova: Yes or No?’ That’s a great app, and we actually used the geo-locator on your phone, so if you are in Moldova, it will say ‘Yes, you’re in Moldova.’ I’m so excited. People need that. That’s the whole point. The whole reason you buy a $500 phone is to see if you are… in Moldova. Or not.
On ‘Late Night,’ it’s like we’re all in on the joke. That’s what I wanted it to be. I’m not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don’t like those. We can all ride together, and everyone’s on the same thing going, ‘Aha, I know where you’re going here.’
Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking.
I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.
I like doing energetic things.
I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.
There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.
I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.
When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this.