I don’t want to be a director. I want to direct. There’s a difference.
I don’t know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
I don’t enjoy anything while I’m doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Money can’t buy poverty.