They’ll always be an England, even if it’s in Hollywood.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.