Franklin P. Jones
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we’re paying somebody not to.
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You’re an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you’ve already finished it.
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
Sex is a two-way treat.
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.