Alan Jay Lerner
You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
Men die but an idea does not.
An Englishman’s way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
With a little bit of luck, you’ll never work!
It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.