There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.
For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.