A. A. Milne
Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.
No sensible author wants anything but praise.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next.
Tiggers don’t like honey.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.