I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them.
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
It’s definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people’s houses and watching play me as I walk in – that’s actually happened a few times and that’s so weird. It’s like, ‘Dude, you’re playing me right now.’ It was too weird.
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new ‘Jackass’ movie, I know that I’m going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don’t know when it’s going to happen, but you can’t contemplate how you’re going to fall and what’s going to happen.
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I’m not running a business at the house. It’s just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don’t have offices set up at my house, and that’s what the township thinks.
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
I don’t like Paris so much.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they’re both going in the ground soon!
I want to make my own movie.
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.