Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
I’m a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
The infomercial business has been good to me.
One of the things that we hope to do with ‘Pitchmen’ is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
It’s important for me to sell a product that works.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run.
I’ve done well for myself.
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
When I’m up against a wall, that’s when Billy Mays performs best.
I love beautiful wood.
Long live your laundry!
Life’s a pitch, then you buy.
The best things in life are free – and $19.95.