Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne

I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.

L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.

MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.

I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.

What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.

What is the world coming to?

I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

I can’t do anything in moderation.

I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father. I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.

I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.