My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.
I plan my life in 15-minute sections.
I know I can be very standoffish.
I couldn’t lie to get myself fame and fortune.
I buy thousands of books a year.
There’s a lot of Dave mania when I speak.
I’m always looking for a story of survival.
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it’s O.K. to be pluggish.
I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Everybody has a tragedy or two in their lives.
You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.
My mom obviously had a problem.
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.