I’m not really an impersonator.
Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end.
Comedy is very controlling – you are making people laugh.
I’m so full I can’t hear.
I would say that Lucy, ‘I Love Lucy,’ she was my idol.
You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
I grew up in front of a television. I guess I’ll grow old inside of one.
Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.
Adopted kids are such a pain – you have to teach them how to look like you.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown.
Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I’d rather not belong to.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.
Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a lightbulb.