I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.
I’ve been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.
I think that people who don’t like kids are awful people.
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
I like comedy as a group sport.
I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.
I have an equal opportunity womb!
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn’t be here to see this.
No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.
Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don’ts in my day.
If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it’s better than nothing.
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
I feel like I’m a drag queen.