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Quotes By Maya Rudolph

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

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Child Mother Quiet

I’ve been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

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Fact Kid Since

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

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LoveTeach

I think that people who don’t like kids are awful people.

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Awful

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

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Fantasy Grow Musician

I like comedy as a group sport.

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SportsComedy Group

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

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PowerWomenFact

I have an equal opportunity womb!

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Equal Womb

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

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MenWomenDoubt

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn’t be here to see this.

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MomDays Here

No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.

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Accent Beautiful

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don’ts in my day.

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Call Fashion Knows

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it’s better than nothing.

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TimeYesterday

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

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Guilt Jewish Lovely

I feel like I’m a drag queen.

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Drag Queen
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