He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
These guys are so old they’re eligible for meals on wheels.
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
What was the name of that dog on ‘Rin Tin Tin’?
He’s so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
He’s so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
I don’t get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there’s no sense in getting upset. And I don’t get upset over things I can’t control, because if I can’t control them there’s no sense in getting upset.
I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
We’ll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.