If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method.
If I didn’t do something perfectly, I had to do it again… I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.
I’m very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family.
I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who’s easier to make fun of than your mother?
I don’t think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age.
Hugging is not my shtick.
I’m proud to be Martha Stewart’s daughter.
I’m a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother.
Did I get to go to my friends’ houses and eat junk food? Sure. And I’m a great cook. And, guess what? There’s no prepared food in my house.
If you’re nasty to me in my place of business, I’m going to be really nasty back.
The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.
A child is your legacy. What better thing can you do in life than put a really good person in the world who’s going to make it a better place?