I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

I can’t crack jokes because I don’t have any.

Even in your darkest moments, you’ll think of something that’ll crack you up.

The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved.

That’s why I really don’t play cards or gamble. Because I’d crack.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me.

I would be absolutely honored if I made Jon Hamm crack, because he is uncrackable.

Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don’t do it.

Most people don’t get a fair crack of the whip.

There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.

I’m not so vocal. I try to get loud, but my voice will just crack or something.

It’s the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

With any project there’s one or two things that you really want to do and that’s going to crack it.